Bring me a Whiskey, Dear

uhmmm I'm 19. I live in Montreal. I'm from Jersey, and not the fun part, either. Enjoy.

8012th Time’s the Charm

mlboffseason:

The New York Mets’ Johan Santana has thrown the first no-hitter in the franchise’s history - which dates back to 1962.

Santana’s line:

9 IP 0H 0R 0ER 5BB 8K 134 pitches

Take that, San Diego Padres. (The Padres have never had a no-no either. Their drought goes back to their entry into the NL in 1969.)

Sources: baseball-reference.com and MLB AtBat 2012 app

I used to have a bearded dragon and now I wish I had one again so that I could do this to it. The internet is a wonderful place to show me this

I used to have a bearded dragon and now I wish I had one again so that I could do this to it. The internet is a wonderful place to show me this

(Source: swagalaggin, via juliasegal)

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catsarepractical:

Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again by Bob Dylan

(Source: casino-queen, via bpgonzo)